January 2012
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
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same shit different year.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: happy new years pieter!:)
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: never mind
Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
